real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
Mary had two little lambs
whose souls were damned to hell
They rose and fought and saved the world
until the angels fell.
Clementine von Radics (via sfhldsyfgjkgsdm)